• @Mango
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    64 months ago

    WTF is an anti sex bed and why do I need the bed?

    • @dohpaz42
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      104 months ago

      So your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.

      • @Mango
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        34 months ago

        No no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?

        • @dohpaz42
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          44 months ago

          To give your partner something to clean up afterward?

          Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.

          • @Mango
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            14 months ago

            Oh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.