@PugJesus to memesEnglish • 5 months agoDudebro vampireimagemessage-square36arrow-up1408arrow-down118
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•5 months agowhat’s so important about him being straight?
minus-square@skyspydude1link28•5 months agoBecause it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say “no homo” every time he dines
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months ago“Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man’s dick. It’s like no homo bro. It’s all about the gains and the blood.”
what’s so important about him being straight?
Because it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say “no homo” every time he dines
“Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man’s dick. It’s like no homo bro. It’s all about the gains and the blood.”