6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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  • Tattletale TimesOP
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    296 months ago

    maybe the Appendix Goblin instead of Appendix Fairy? 😀

    • @thesporkeffect
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      156 months ago

      I have personally met the Ass Goblin so there’s probably one for the appendix, too

      • Tattletale TimesOP
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        186 months ago

        I have a feeling if I googled this I’d get a lot of results from Deviant Art

      • @jaybone
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        56 months ago

        I have personally met the Ass Goblin

        Ok Hollywood