• @[email protected]
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    906 months ago

    I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.

    Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative “emperor has no clothes” moment for many of his cultists.

    • @CynicRaven
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      66 months ago

      He’d just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        26 months ago

        “There’s the fake abs, then Donald … jiggly Donald, and then … abs.”

    • @MehBlah
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      36 months ago

      Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.