• @Coach
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    1075 months ago

    …and they BELIEVE IT! Such a sad, sad bunch of suckers and losers.

    • @[email protected]
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      375 months ago

      “Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.” Hebrews 11:1

      It’s basically a cognitive dissonance conference.

      • @Riccosuave
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        245 months ago

        It’s basically a cognitive dissonance conference.

        You have also managed to successfully describe attending religious services.

    • Diplomjodler
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      155 months ago

      They’ll believe whatever suits them to prop up their delusional world view. And they’ll refuse to acknowledge any facts that contradict it.

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        They believe whatever fox “news” tells them to. They don’t have their own world view, just the view they’re told to have.

    • @[email protected]
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      15 months ago

      Can you actually find anyone who believes it literally? Honest question. I just watched the video, and it seems to me that he is saying it figuratively and not literally.

      • Todd Bonzalez
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        35 months ago

        Coach is saying that these people actually believe that he has been “defending religion”, not that they believe that he has literal wounds all over his body from it.

        You seem to be the one taking things a bit too literally.

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          Truthfully, I believe there are “fine [yet moronic] people on both sides” of this thing. Religions seem to serve both hypocrites and idiots alike.

          His quote will sell lots of T-shirts, either way.

        • @[email protected]
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          25 months ago

          I agree, including Trump.

          But this thread is full of people saying that they think he meant it literally and people believe it literally. And I think, although I could be wrong, that is what the top level commenter is getting at.

  • @[email protected]
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    I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.

    Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative “emperor has no clothes” moment for many of his cultists.

    • @CynicRaven
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      65 months ago

      He’d just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        25 months ago

        “There’s the fake abs, then Donald … jiggly Donald, and then … abs.”

    • @MehBlah
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      35 months ago

      Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.

  • @[email protected]
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    725 months ago

    The quote gets even crazier.

    Really!? You were treated the worst of any president?! Lincoln was assassinated!!

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      And 160 years later his legacy has been coopted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.

      • @rayyy
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        175 months ago

        2024 years later Jesus’ legacy has been co-opted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.

      • @captainlezbian
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        65 months ago

        I don’t think he has the self awareness to be a sub

  • Todd Bonzalez
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    We need to bait him into rallying in a liberal city. We could all show up and pretend to take him seriously and just wait for him to say something insane like this.

    Then we could just yes-man him into doing embarrassing stuff. Hell yeah Mr. President, show us your beautiful wounded body. Take that shirt off. Do us a little dance. Jump up and down or something. C’mon, do a little fat man dance.

  • @NeptuneOrbit
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    575 months ago

    I don’t believe in the anti christ. But if I did.

    • Final Remix
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      155 months ago

      Well, his brain doesn’t work anymore, so… what else can he lean on?

    • @MehBlah
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      165 months ago

      His sleepy followers will believe anything. If we are the woke then they are the comatose.

  • mechoman444
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    215 months ago

    If at all possible for a myriad of reasons, can we please leave your shirt on?

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    I’m pretty sure that if he took his shirt off, we’d just see how much he looks like Baron Harkonnen.

    • @zigmus64
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      25 months ago

      That’s why he loves Putin so much!!! They have the same first name!!!

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        135 months ago

        The guy you’re responding to deleted their comment, leaving yours without context…and now I’m confused just trying to piece it together.

        • @zigmus64
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          35 months ago

          Aw damnit… I hate when that happens…

          He had a funny one basically saying that if he did show us his shirtless chest, we’d get to see how closely he resembled Baron Harkonnen.

        • @Rottcodd
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          Curiously enough, I didn’t delete it. I was just scanning back through my posts when I saw “deleted by creator” on one of them, and since I know I haven’t deleted anything, I came to see what that was all about.

          There’s an option to undelete, so I did that, though unfortunately that means that yours is now the post without context. Sorry. 😅

          • @Lost_My_Mind
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            25 months ago

            …I’M NOT CRAZY!!! I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND!!!

            Oh, wait.

  • @hakunawazo
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    185 months ago

    No need to threaten us with an optical weapon of mass destruction.

  • @TokenBoomer
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    165 months ago

    I have to laugh, to stop myself from crying 😭