🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1779arrow-down151
arrow-up1728arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 6 months agomessage-square102fedilink
minus-square@shneancylink168•6 months agolack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish51•6 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•edit-26 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.