• @[email protected]
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    415 months ago

    Soon on Forbes or something:

    “You’ll be flattened to find out what industry millenials are killing next.”

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      205 months ago

      "This Millennial entrepreneur is bringing back ironing in a big way. For only $500 per billing period*, a subcontractor with Iron It® will come to your house and iron five shirts for you. You can add extra shirts for only $50 each, or pants for $70. Sign up today for a free trial at ironit.com! (*Billing period is 7 days. Free trial subscription automatically renews unless cancelled before day 3. Not liable for damage to clothes.)

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        165 months ago

        Okay, but how about we still go with the subcontractor, but … Hear me out here … We call it AI and the subcontractor actually works in India for pennies on the dollar? Pivot to that and you’ve got my investment.

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        55 months ago

        “Dry-cleaners hate this one millenial secret!”

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      35 months ago

      This one weird trick.

      Dry cleaners hate them.

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      You know, I want software patents, math patents(yes, they are not legal. Yes, they exist.), NDAs, DMCA and mass surveilance to be on list what millenials are killing next.

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        25 months ago

        Well now I’m bummed out to find out that people are trying to patent math.

        I’m with you on all of those though.

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          35 months ago

          It gets worse. There are patents on genes of existing species. Like spider silk is patent minefield.

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            25 months ago

            That one surprises me less, based on the limited stuff I already know about GMO companies like Monsanto. Still madness, of course.