Track_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 8 months agoCan't get that metallic taste out of my mouthslrpnk.netimagemessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up11.12Karrow-down123
arrow-up11.1Karrow-down1imageCan't get that metallic taste out of my mouthslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square139fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•7 months agoDoesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern. (Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-27 months agoOh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?! Well, now Im not doing it.
Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.
Doesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern.
(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
Wait, do I know you?
Oh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?!
Well, now Im not doing it.