• BubbleMonkey
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    685 months ago

    They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

    Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

    • @[email protected]
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      295 months ago

      In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

      • stebo
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        285 months ago

        or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

        • Codex
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          They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

      • @Shard
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        155 months ago

        African or European swallow?

        • Rhynoplaz
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          45 months ago

          I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

      • BubbleMonkey
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        115 months ago

        That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

        If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

        Or whatever.

        Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

        • andrew_bidlaw
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          85 months ago

          And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

          • BubbleMonkey
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            85 months ago

            Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

            Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

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              buy twitter

              call it nutter

              fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

            • @hakunawazo
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              15 months ago

              Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

      • @kautau
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        85 months ago

        “Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

      • @son_named_bort
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        45 months ago

        You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

    • @Dadifer
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      25 months ago

      Wasn’t he fairly religious?