• @[email protected]
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    295 months ago

    In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

    • stebo
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      285 months ago

      or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

      • Codex
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        They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

    • @Shard
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      155 months ago

      African or European swallow?

      • Rhynoplaz
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        45 months ago

        I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

    • BubbleMonkey
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      115 months ago

      That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

      If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

      Or whatever.

      Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        85 months ago

        And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

        • BubbleMonkey
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          85 months ago

          Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

          Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

          • andrew_bidlaw
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            buy twitter

            call it nutter

            fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

          • @hakunawazo
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            15 months ago

            Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

    • @kautau
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      85 months ago

      “Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

    • @son_named_bort
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      45 months ago

      You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up