• IninewCrow
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    253 months ago

    All electronic connectors are actually just piped liquid napalm under pressure because it was discovered that it is an excellent electrical conductor. The ship has over 500 kilometers of piped liquid napalm in every part of the ship

    Just don’t make any violent ship movements or else a panel will just explode in your face … and spontaneously throw rocks at you.

    • @BleatingZombie
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      33 months ago

      Most of my Star Trek exposure is from Lemmy. Is this true?

      • VindictiveJudge
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        93 months ago

        More or less. The power for everything is run through the electro-plasma system, terminating in EPS conduits at every terminal. Plasma IRL is fucking hot.