• @pikmeir
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      537 months ago

      This needs to be the plot of a new “The Wizard” remake.

      • @[email protected]
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        237 months ago

        Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.

        Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.

        Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.

        Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.

        Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.

        Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        157 months ago

        I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.

        • Iapar
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          77 months ago

          You have to buy amiibos to have a chance of finding one. Everybody knows that.

    • @chemical_cutthroat
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      277 months ago

      Just a bunch of kids eating mushrooms and playing with fire.

    • Altima NEO
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      97 months ago

      walking with a cane and rolling up to the gates and everything