• @[email protected]OP
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      175 months ago

      Two monks were passing by a little pond where there were some ducks, and the first monk said, “Look at how happy those ducks are!”

      The second monk said, “You are not a duck. You can’t know if they are happy.”

      The first monk replied, “You are not me. You can’t know that I cannot.”

      • Fishbone
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        35 months ago

        The takeaway from this is that half of all monks may or may not have duck telepathy, yes?

      • @tamal3
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        25 months ago

        Hidden gem. Thanks!

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      65 months ago

      I’ve asked my cats loads of questions. Not one has given a comprehensive answer.