MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 3 months ago“Don’t worry honey, I got this”lemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down178
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish67•edit-23 months agoThis is me if I don’t write down the list. “It’s just 3 things!” “I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me Forgets list at home.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•3 months agowrites down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
minus-square[email protected]linkfedilink11•3 months ago“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart. “Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?” “I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley. *gasp* my gluten allergy.
minus-square@Fetuslink2•3 months agoWhat was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
minus-square[email protected]linkfedilink1•3 months agoThere were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
minus-square@UnderpantsWeevillink16•3 months agoRookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•3 months agoThat’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
minus-square@TheGoldenGodlink7•3 months agoExactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.
This is me if I don’t write down the list.
“It’s just 3 things!”
“I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me
Forgets list at home.
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.
Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.