@SquiffSquiff to Not The OnionEnglish • 5 months agoTrump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunnywww.theatlantic.comexternal-linkmessage-square59arrow-up1476arrow-down122cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1454arrow-down1external-linkTrump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunnywww.theatlantic.com@SquiffSquiff to Not The OnionEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square59cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish65•5 months agoWhat’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?
minus-squareDrusaslinkfedilink56•5 months agoThis is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-25 months agoFucking magnets, how do they work?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agoTrump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•5 months agoWell, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agoI once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants
What’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?
This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.
And that magnets don’t work after they get wet.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.
Well, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.
I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants
Shark shit?
No, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart…
I would eat that
Hoping in humanity?
Ate the Trump steak.
Shoving the onion up your ass