Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      1•5 months ago

      So, like if you look at photos from his coronation, check out his fingers.

      Pretty sure that’s from dialysis. I do know it’s a pretty good indication he won’t reign as long as his mom did.