Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

  • @[email protected]English
    9•5 months ago

    There are royal prisons? Even with the head of state I would have thought they would drop the “her majesty’s” from stuff like jail/prison.

    • @[email protected]English
      10•5 months ago

      Odd to me is Her Majesty’s instead of His, considering Charles is now King.

      Do these places just retain the gender of the ruling monarch at the time of their construction?

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      0•5 months ago

      Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…

      (‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)

        • FuglyDuckEnglish
          1•5 months ago

          So, like if you look at photos from his coronation, check out his fingers.

          Pretty sure that’s from dialysis. I do know it’s a pretty good indication he won’t reign as long as his mom did.

  • @masquenoxEnglish
    1•5 months ago

    Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick woke up and felt something moving in Her Majesty’s Penitentiary’s crotch of Her Majesty’s Penitentiary’s pants. When he reached in, he discovered Her Majesty’s Penitentiary’s rat had given birth there.

    FTFT.

    If they want to make it clear how thoroughly Her Majesty’s (or whatever mutant inbred blue-blooded critter they’ve got on the throne now) ownership of this person is, I say they shouldn’t be allowed to stop half-way.