(I’m not disparaging actual LGBTQ+ folk. They’re awesome. This is merely a July 4th shitpost)

  • @HollowNaught
    link
    English
    183 months ago

    I sometimes don’t get americans

    • @RememberTheApollo_
      link
      13
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      Even if you don’t have the guns; liberty, beer, and tits are still pretty nice.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        43 months ago

        beer tastes like roadkill and nothing will change my mind, i’ll take the liberty and tits though

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            43 months ago

            i’ve had the beer and wine that everyone else insists tastes great and it tasted like actual poison with zero redeeming qualities, so i’m left to conclude that those who enjoy alcohol are just suffering from stockholm syndrome and/or addiction.

            at least with coffee there’s the actual coffee flavour buried underneath the fact that it’s all but burnt to coal, so i can see how someone with sufficiently desensitized tastebuds might enjoy it, and i can sort of enjoy it if i drown it in milk and chocolate.

            • Pandantic [they/them]
              link
              fedilink
              English
              23 months ago

              At least I’m not the only one. I drink vodka when I drink because it tastes like nothing. Beer and wine are both terrible.

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              English
              13 months ago

              Far be it from me to convince anyone to try alcohol. I myself don’t like it too much. But some basic ass beers or delicious cocktails once in a while, I can do

              Funnily enough, it’s the same with coffee for me. I’m meh towards it, but that’s also most likely my ADHD, since I get none of the explosive benefits

        • @Fades
          link
          -23 months ago

          So you don’t know what you’re talking about, got it.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            43 months ago

            my man i taste the beer and it makes me retch, what the fuck else do you want me to do? is my opinion invalid until i’ve pickled my tastebuds and my liver tries to escape from my mouth?

            • @Fades
              link
              0
              edit-2
              3 months ago

              You’ve tasted all of the craft beers and the like America has to offer? Okay bud.

              is my opinion invalid

              Yes my dude, you’re laying judgement on all American beers. Yes fuck opinions based on a generalization