The 4th of July feels like a sad holiday to me. We celebrate an independence won over two centuries ago, like an out of shape former athlete reminiscing about his glory days on the high school football team.

What we need independence from today isn’t the British — who seem about as threatening as a glass of warm Ovaltine — but from modern tyrannies like big business and, of course, the national security state.

  • @HogsTooth
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    185 months ago

    How about we send all the religious people on to the next country again? Just put them on a boat, wish them the best of luck, and don’t let them come back.

    • ALQ
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      225 months ago

      Do we have to wish them good luck?

      • @hime0321
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        115 months ago

        No, and let’s ship them to the great pacific garbage patch.

      • Drunemeton
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        115 months ago

        Now, now…

        There’s always room to be gracious and polite when you’re forcibly relocating an entire population.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      125 months ago

      One of the most believable things about Starship Troopers and The Expanse was that the Mormons were colonizing other worlds, ostensibly for religious liberty.

    • @[email protected]
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      115 months ago

      Not really any countries left, maybe we should just send all of them into space. Maybe they can find their god out there.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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        45 months ago

        We could build an ark for them, maybe. Two arks. There could be an “A” ark, and then a “B” ark…

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          35 months ago

          The tale of the B Ark is a warning. The civilization that sent it died due to a disease spread on telephones. All that was left was the worst of them, which became us.

      • @zib
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        15 months ago

        I don’t think anyone has claimed the Great Pacific garbage patch yet. I’d say that’s prime real estate for them.

    • @[email protected]
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      5 months ago

      I’d be ok with just the most misogynistic religion losing half its adherents.

      I can tolerate most religions even if I disagree with them.

      But yea, I am not a fan of religions.