I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

  • kreekybonez
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    113 days ago

    what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

    • @Macaroni_ninja
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      The settings for different users + all the functions the remote has.

      Nozzle position, water temperature, etc.

      • Some settings like when to open the seat/lid, when to

      I never use the app it as its just a gimmick and the remote has dedicated buttons for everything, but in theory if I go to a place which has the same brand toilet it will set my butt profile automatically if I have the app on my phone with me.

    • Subverb
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      53 days ago

      I have a bidet with the functions he mentions other than auto flush as it installs on a standard American toilet. You scoff, but profiles probably are a thing.

      Mine has a remote that probably does what his app does. It controls:

      • Start/Stop
      • Water temperature
      • Seat temperature
      • Water pressure
      • Angle of nozzle
      • Oscillator
      • Turbo mode
      • Air dryer
      • Deodorizer
      • Children’s mode
      • Women’s hygiene mode
      • Default run duration timer setting
      • Power save mode
      • @[email protected]
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        2 days ago

        But what I really want is for it to say “Arigato Daddy-sama (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)” after I shit in it

      • kreekybonez
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        13 days ago

        I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

        Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.