According to The New York Post, citing a report by The Telegraph, n sword that is regarded as France’s “Excalibur” has vanished from its stone. Per the publication, locals in the French town of Rocamadour believed the sword, Durandal, had been lodged in rock for around 1,300 years. A main attraction for the town, the sword could be found stuck in a sheer rock wall about 100 feet off the ground

Authorities in France are working to determine how the sword was taken from the 100 foot sheer rock face.

  • @kernelle
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    3 days ago

    Most tone-deaf “Umm actually…” I’ve ever seen lmao

    Edit: “Excalibur” is obviously a metaphor for “sword in stone”

    • @Cosmicomical
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      21 day ago

      Uhm ackshually I think it’s more a metonymy than a metaphor :D

      • @kernelle
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        122 hours ago

        I’m ackshually one of the lucky 10000!

    • FuglyDuck
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      22 days ago

      I’m being a bit tongue in cheek, though for the record it’s unlikely that Arthur or Excalibur actually existed. Where it’s known that Roland and Durendal did. (Albeit, without all the fantastic and magical attributes ascribed in the Matter of France).

      I’m just a huge nerd and get annoyed when people mix up their magical swords.

      • @kernelle
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        -32 days ago

        That’s why I called you tone-deaf, not even the article “mixed up” their magical swords. It’s saying “France’s ‘Excalibur’” referring to a sword-in-stone myth located in France, using its proper name a few lines in.

        Using metaphors like that in titles is just a way to capture the readers attention. It’s the fastest and most succinct way to discribe the news and have everyone understand the point of the article. It’s not wrong, it’s a metaphor.

        get annoyed when people mix up their magical swords

        I get annoyed by people reading only the headline and feeling like they have something useful to contribute.

        • FuglyDuck
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          -11 day ago

          I get annoyed by people reading only the headline and feeling like they have something useful to contribute.

          how about people who do nothing except complain?

    • @vxx
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      33 days ago

      Maybe the most deliberate “D’oh”