Brought to you by my discovery that some people think that “the customer is always right” isn’t the slogan of a long-dead department store, but rather it’s an actual call the cops law.

  • @NewEnglandRedshirt
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    621 year ago

    There are, in fact, no products in that empty drawer. I promise I’m not hiding them from you, ma’am.

    • Scrubbles
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      601 year ago

      could you just check the back please?

      Sure, I can go play on my phone for 5 minutes while “checking the back”.

      Karen look, ‘the back’ only has things we don’t have space for, it isn’t a secret second store we hide stuff from you.