• @someguy3
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    5027 days ago

    I recall many discussions that conservatives want a King. It’s the control structure that makes sense to their brains. They essentially crave a King.

    • Billiam
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      5127 days ago

      The central tenet of conservatism, whether they’re consciously aware of it or not, is a belief in hierarchies. There is a stratification to society that must be maintained, which of course manifests a king or oligarchy at the top.

      Men are above women.

      The rich are above the poor.

      Whites are above everyone else.

      They don’t care about religion or nationality except as tools to maintain that hierarchy.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      2427 days ago

      Can we just let them have a pretend king while the rest of us enjoy a nice democratic republic?

      • @someguy3
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        2527 days ago

        That’s what celebrities are.

        • @Zorque
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          2527 days ago

          That’s how we got a reality TV host as a president.

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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          627 days ago

          I’ve lived in the Bay Area most of my life, how have I never heard of this absolute legend of a man?

          • @grue
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            827 days ago

            I live on the other end of the country and I’d heard of him, so that’s on you.

      • @[email protected]
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        327 days ago

        this is literally what we do in scandinavia, we have a king/queen who might technically actually have fewer rights than regular people (which can of course simply be solved by abdicating) since they can’t really do anything “political”, and they just go around doing PR.

        Works pretty well IMO, of course it feels a little bit shit that they get all kinds of luxury for being born royal, but hey, it satisfies a lot of monarchists and is otherwise basically meaningless so why not.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          527 days ago

          Kinda what the UK does, too, isn’t it? I think I’m starting to understand why the tradition persists. Decoy monarch.

          • @[email protected]
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            126 days ago

            sort of, almost

            the UK monarch has a bit more power/freedom, like the current king has pushed for people to eat more lamb and stuff which is… a bit strange for a figurehead to do. Like it’d be less weird if he’d pushed for better healthcare or something…

            I don’t think the UK monarch is bad as it stands, but i think the position could do with a bit more neutering.

            Anyways the actual political system in the UK is a way bigger issue, it’s a god damn clown show on every level and it’s a minor miracle that people managed to vote for a PM that seems vaguely reasonable.

              • @[email protected]
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                026 days ago

                i have no strong feelings one way or the other, i just don’t think the figurehead of a nation should be shilling a specific kind of product.

                they should be utterly boring and inoffensive, their job is to be boring and inoffensive and refrain from uttering anything vaguely political or controversial.

                • @SpaceNoodle
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                  026 days ago

                  Sucks that lamb is political.

      • @[email protected]
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        326 days ago

        I say we let the South break off and build a nice big wall to keep them out of the rich blue states. With all the money we’ll save by not supporting them anymore, we could develop a kick ass system for taking in refugees escaping from the South.

    • @grue
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      2127 days ago

      They crave being dominated. Anytime somebody tells you they’re a conservative just imagine them with a ball gag and gimp suit, 'cause that’s what they really are on the inside.

      • @Dasus
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        426 days ago

        Its anyone rational who’s seen conservatives, really, but I enjoyed the reference.