• mars296
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    1345 months ago

    I don’t want a president beholden to Big Peanut.

    • @KillerTofu
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      845 months ago

      You see, unlike his predecessor he did divest himself of his personal businesses before taking office.

      • @[email protected]
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        255 months ago

        Why do their houses have so few and such small windows? They’re stockpiling the glass to build a huge lens that will focus the sun’s rays to destroy the moon. The resulting storm of superheated asteroids pelting the Earth will destroy many homes, allowing them to swoop in and build new ones for everyone.

        You heard it here first.

    • @Snowclone
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      225 months ago

      It’s hilarious that he sold his peanut farm so people wouldn’t worry he was self dealing as President. Which is funny because HW Bush just changed the laws so he COULD self deal without divesting in actual wealth.

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      55 months ago

      Everyone else get the fuck away from me, this is the best joke I can stand to hear all day.

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        When I was a child my parents called me Acorn. They even named their dry cleaner after me.