• @Sanctus
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    1173 months ago

    You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.

    • @SidewaysHighways
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      473 months ago

      Bowl of peanut butter crunch.

      After ripping a steamroller of course

      • @RedditWanderer
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        373 months ago

        ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

        After getting high of course

        • @humorlessrepost
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          3 months ago

          high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

          After smoking marijuana of course

          • @[email protected]
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            3 months ago

            The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel’s guests.

            After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course

            • @jaybone
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              73 months ago

              The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.

              After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.

              • @[email protected]
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                13 months ago

                Freeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth.

                After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.