• @orangeNgreen
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    5227 days ago

    Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

    • @surewhynotlem
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      4627 days ago

      Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

      • SolidGrue
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        4127 days ago

        Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

        • @spirinolas
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          27 days ago

          …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

          • @[email protected]
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            2427 days ago

            Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

            • LucasWaffyWaf
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              2227 days ago

              Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

              • Matt
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                1226 days ago

                Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….