It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

    • @aesthelete
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      48 months ago

      I just bought a breathalyzer so I can know my BAC when out having a couple at happy hour and be safe to drive home. It works standalone because it has a button and screen, but all over the place it’s like “it has an app!!! It can connect to your phone!!!” who the fuck would ever want to do that?

    • @boatsnhos931
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      38 months ago

      I ain’t too worried, I’m not buying any light up shoes especially from Nike anytime after I die