So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    165 months ago

    Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.

    HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…

    • @Noodle07
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      65 months ago

      Let’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck

    • Lemminary
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      55 months ago

      HR is too kind… to let you have a job.