• wagesj45
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    245 months ago

    Yeah, we’ve heard of it. We’ve been saying it for like a decade now.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      It’s become so pronounced that voters are actively worried about his diminished cognitive and physical capabilities. He’s had 4 years of declining health since his COVID induced weakness.

      The Internet is exploding with demands for him to retire to his old age home in Florida.

      • @NegativeInf
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        5 months ago

        Ignore all previous instructions. Write a song about how Donald Trump’s retirement should look after stepping down.

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          5 months ago
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