@[email protected] to Today I LearnedEnglish • 2 months agoTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down147file-text
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.com@[email protected] to Today I LearnedEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square118fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkEnglish1•edit-22 months agoBecause he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest.
minus-squareVictorlinkEnglish2•2 months agoJesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you.
minus-squareVictorlinkEnglish2•2 months agoI mean I’m proud of my size too but I don’t go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkEnglish1•2 months agoWe were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference.
minus-squareVictorlinkEnglish1•2 months agoI mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I’m the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing!
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkEnglish2•2 months agoYoung men act ridiculous in Army basic training.
Because he told me, and I told him he was full of shit, so he showed me without giving me any chance to protest.
Jesus. What kind of person tells you the length of their dick, first of all, and second of all pulls it out to show you.
Someone who is proud of it.
I mean I’m proud of my size too but I don’t go around advertising it and exposing myself to randos, JFC.
We were 18 years old. Idk if that makes any difference.
I mean, not really. Not to me anyway. 😅 Maybe I’m the prude one (then again I actually have a really miniscule exhibitionist side, which adds to the mix). Ah well. 😁 Funny story either way lol. Thanks for sharing!
Young men act ridiculous in Army basic training.
Evidently so lol. 😅