• @Makeitstop
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    301 month ago

    Well shit, I’m open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn’t anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.

    • Naja Kaouthia
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      161 month ago

      If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

      • BigFig
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        41 month ago

        Id take advantage of that level of proximity and…well…

    • @Delusional
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      11 month ago

      You just have to do everything he tells you and never go against him otherwise he’ll get his idiotic followers to try and kill you.