Donald Trump's second wife Marla Maples said she is \
  • @MegaUltraChicken
    74•4 months ago

    I’m “open” to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.

    I would also “accept” Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.

    Everyone, go watch The Rock.

    • GladiusB
      8•4 months ago

      He is. He probably thinks he’s smarter than everyone else acting it out too.

  • @Makeitstop
    30•4 months ago

    Well shit, I’m open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn’t anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.

    • Naja Kaouthia
      16•4 months ago

      If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

      • BigFigEnglish
        4•4 months ago

        Id take advantage of that level of proximity and…well…

    • @Delusional
      1•4 months ago

      You just have to do everything he tells you and never go against him otherwise he’ll get his idiotic followers to try and kill you.

  • Fugtig Fisk
    23•4 months ago

    Its beginning to show, that politicians no longer need to have any skill what so ever besides the ability to not care

    • SumocatEnglish
      28•4 months ago

      Has to be Marla. Ivana is buried in his New Jersey golf course. Not a joke.

      • Billiam
        22•4 months ago

        Ivana is A bunch of the secrets he stole from the government are buried in his New Jersey golf course.

        • @LifeInMultipleChoice
          3•4 months ago

          Why did you bury your wife on the golf course? It would help me avoid taxes.

  • @snow_bunny
    17•4 months ago

    This is the most beta thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @Xell22
    2•4 months ago

    The one that’s alive, yeah?.. yeah?