Donald Trump's second wife Marla Maples said she is \
  • MegaUltraChicken
    74·
    2 years ago

    I’m “open” to Donald Trump getting locked in the VX gas vault like that dude at the beginning of The Rock.

    I would also “accept” Nicholas Cage slamming some in his mouth like that dude at the end of The Rock.

    Everyone, go watch The Rock.

    • GladiusB
      8·
      2 years ago

      He is. He probably thinks he’s smarter than everyone else acting it out too.

  • Makeitstop
    30·
    2 years ago

    Well shit, I’m open to being his vice president too. Why wouldn’t anyone take the job? Now that being president surrounds you with a bubble of legal immunity, the vice president is free to grant himself a good old fashioned Klingon promotion. Stab him in the neck with a pen, sign some papers with his blood in an official act, and all the evidence is inadmissible.

    • Naja Kaouthia
      16·
      2 years ago

      If chosen for Vice President I vow to go out and rob a liquor store on Day 1.

      • BigFigEnglish
        4·
        2 years ago

        Id take advantage of that level of proximity and…well…

    • Delusional
      1·
      2 years ago

      You just have to do everything he tells you and never go against him otherwise he’ll get his idiotic followers to try and kill you.

  • JohnOliver@feddit.dk
    23·
    2 years ago

    Its beginning to show, that politicians no longer need to have any skill what so ever besides the ability to not care

    • SumocatEnglish
      28·
      2 years ago

      Has to be Marla. Ivana is buried in his New Jersey golf course. Not a joke.

  • jonne@infosec.pub
    10·
    2 years ago

    That picture confused me because I thought she was wearing a MAGA hat in the 90s.

  • Xell22
    2·
    2 years ago

    The one that’s alive, yeah?.. yeah?