*please note i deeply value and respect the vegan movement. i am just critical of how humorously it precipitates in online spaces, particularly this one. :)

  • @over_clox
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    23 months ago

    Honestly, no, I’ve never hunted/fished for shark. I’m smart enough to stay out of their environment, and they’re smart enough to stay out of mine.

    But I have hunted rabbit, and had it completely skinned and gutted before the muscles stopped twitching.

    Okay, but why the poor bunny? Well, these are wild rabbits, not pet bunnies. They reproduce like crazy, and they eat your crops. So, it’s basically a pest.

    AKA dinner.

    • @BroBot9000
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      -93 months ago

      Ok now do that for all meat you consume.

      • @Clent
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        63 months ago

        You first.

        Grow and harvest all your own food.

        • @BroBot9000
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          -83 months ago

          Right cause we lock up all crops into undersized jail cells, deprive them of sun and provide them with the worst quality feed imaginable.

          It’s actually possible to grow things humanely, not so with any meat in a grocery store.

          Your own grown tomatoes are next lvl. Especially sun dried.

          • @Clent
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            93 months ago

            So that’s a no. Why do vegans be like that?

      • @over_clox
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        13 months ago

        You ever been kicked by a horse? I have, twice. Maybe I should have gotten my revenge on those horses, but damn do you know how many people it takes to eat even one horse?

        Hell, hunters have their freezers packed full, and often with extra to spare. Good luck convincing your neighbor to eat a burger when they happen to notice your horse Sissy is missing…

        • @BroBot9000
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          -63 months ago

          So now you want to revenge kill your horse because you were stupid enough to get kicked by it?

          What the fuck are you on?

          Also Sissy for a hose? That’s clearly a cows name.

          • @over_clox
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            3 months ago

            It was a sarcastic hypothetical.

            No of course I would have never killed the horse, lightning did that for us. No joke there. ⚡☠️☹️

            Edit: I was only 7 years old, so there was nothing I could do but watch my parents drag the lightning struck horse to ‘bone hill’ with a tractor.

            What a waste though?! Fresh meat, just happened to die by lightning. That horse could have fed 20 families, instead of rotting on bone hill…

            • @lemonmelon
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              33 months ago

              They took a horse carcass to a make-out spot?

              • @Viking_Hippie
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                23 months ago

                I guess it would be a pretty effective way to scare off horny teens? 🤷