• @thesporkeffect
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    231 month ago

    And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

      • TipRing
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        141 month ago

        Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn’t know the English words.

          • TipRing
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            131 month ago

            See, that is what I mean. Nobody speaks “perfect” English, not even native speakers, because languages are not prescriptive. Their function is to communicate ideas and if you have successfully communicated then you have used language “perfectly”.

            • @[email protected]
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              31 month ago

              So you agree “perfect English” doesn’t exist in Germany. What was your point again?

              • TipRing
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                71 month ago

                See, you might have noticed that I never claimed perfect English existed in Germany (or anywhere). You seem to be attempting to win an argument that doesn’t exist.

      • LoudWaterHombre
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        21 month ago

        Yes the English qualities in Germany itself are a total shitshow compared to the countries around Germany (except France and Italia)