• @[email protected]
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    452 months ago

    It’s better because every post with an English word gets

    SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN

    as a response

    • @thesporkeffect
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      232 months ago

      And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

        • TipRing
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          142 months ago

          Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn’t know the English words.

            • TipRing
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              132 months ago

              See, that is what I mean. Nobody speaks “perfect” English, not even native speakers, because languages are not prescriptive. Their function is to communicate ideas and if you have successfully communicated then you have used language “perfectly”.

              • @[email protected]
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                32 months ago

                So you agree “perfect English” doesn’t exist in Germany. What was your point again?

                • TipRing
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                  72 months ago

                  See, you might have noticed that I never claimed perfect English existed in Germany (or anywhere). You seem to be attempting to win an argument that doesn’t exist.

        • LoudWaterHombre
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          22 months ago

          Yes the English qualities in Germany itself are a total shitshow compared to the countries around Germany (except France and Italia)

    • teft
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      182 months ago

      Well yeah, the germans are well known sticklers to rules.

    • BarqsHasBite
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      62 months ago

      Hey I just tried the trick of sounding it out and I got it! Thanks Picard manoeuvre (I still don’t know how to ping).