This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.
I can’t blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can’t blame the way they have the pens set up, that’s for the benefit of the pigs. I can’t even blame myself because I wasn’t even looking in that direction when it happened.
I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!
I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.