• sylver_dragon
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    986 months ago

    Tens of thousands of years of progress from humans living in caves so that humans can live in caves, on the Moon.

    • Cap
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      406 months ago

      I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can’t resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

      • @ajcolson
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        66 months ago

        An alien made human trap akin to human made mouse traps, except they aren’t baiting us with any delicious food.

          • @ajcolson
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            66 months ago

            It sounds like you are volunteering for the brave mission to discover moon berries. You will be remembered as a hero.

          • @[email protected]
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            56 months ago

            What if they are baiting us with the possibility of sweet berry tarts and sugary treats and there are none?

    • @isles
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      366 months ago

      “We’re whalers on the moon!”

      • @samus12345
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        166 months ago

        We carry a harpoon!

        But there ain’t no whales

        So we tell tall tales

        And sing a whaling tune!