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    172 months ago

    You need at least 3 Gagh’s before your ready to fight!

    In Qapla’ realm, where stars do Qap, A Klingon feast, a batlh so strong. Gagh, Qapla’! In serpent form, A Qapla’ meal, in space we roam.

    First course, worms in Fek’lhr’s broth, A zest of fire, to stir the blood. Slurped with pride, no time for peace, As flavors clash, and spirits cease.

    Next, the grilled, on fire-bathed stone, Each bite, a moment, in combat shown. Crispy skin, and juicy core, A taste sensation, forevermore.

    The third, in targ blood they soak, A tangy treat, that Qapla’ invoke. A pickled pleasure, for the brave, Gagh, in blood, the dish to crave.

    Lastly, marinated in Bat’leth wine, A dessert course, that caps the line. A feast to sate, a journey bold, In gagh, we trust, in stories told.

    Qapla’! and Batlh to all!

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      62 months ago

      Woah that’s so beautiful. Oh uh… I mean fearsome! And brave… a-a-and scary, yeah that’s it! (No, I meant beautiful 🤩)

    • teft
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      52 months ago

      Qapla’! tlhIngan Hol vIjatlhbe’!

    • NegativeNullOPM
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      22 months ago

      Whoa, did you just write that poem?!?