• @errer
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    634 months ago

    Can I have some drugs too? I’m joshin’ hard man

        • @[email protected]
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          4 months ago

          Real talk, hand jobs are kind of underrated.

          Maybe the reason is the left’s lack of work ethic (‘go fast’ rather than ‘do it right’) and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest mario’).

          (am I trying too hard, I really want to bring this copypasta back. I wish lemmy had more copypasta shitposts)

          • @PunnyName
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            74 months ago

            I’ve been giving myself hand jobs for 30 years. I’m a pro compared to anyone who wants to give me one.

      • @errer
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        44 months ago

        No haha never haha that’s not something I would do ha ha ha