• Doom
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    -444 months ago

    My theory.

    Kid is queer or weird or something. Parents forced him to register Republican and were generally abusive

    • @Dramaking37
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      134 months ago

      My theory is that they are all crisis actors including a Trump body double.

      Wow, this really makes debates easy!

      • experbia
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        4 months ago

        my theory is that nobody was even really there, no shooter, no cops, no trump, no supporters. a party city caught fire the next town over and it was just an extremely coincidental arrangement of bits of glitter in a really specific kind of dust storm that happened to highly resemble a trump rally, and some photographers showed up to document it. they snapped some pics and now don’t have the heart to tell everyone the winds died down shortly thereafter and they were standing in a glittery yet empty field.

        hey, yeah, this is kind of fun

      • @not_that_guy05
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        24 months ago

        The people are from the future and they were trying to prevent the destruction of world. Idk something like that