• @MeekerThanBeaker
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    264 months ago

    If the devil is real and I go to hell, I’m gonna become a demon and possess these mf’ers.

    • @[email protected]
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      4 months ago

      Sorry, but because you want to go to hell, we can’t let you in.

      You know – corporate policy.

      We had one too many run-ins with people chasing the succubi. I’m sure you understand. Check your local DMV if you want a clarification of our rules. 😎