„And I should know, I work for him now“
If the devil is real and I go to hell, I’m gonna become a demon and possess these mf’ers.
Sorry, but because you want to go to hell, we can’t let you in.
You know – corporate policy.
We had one too many run-ins with people chasing the succubi. I’m sure you understand. Check your local DMV if you want a clarification of our rules. 😎
Of course he’s real, he’s running for president
Yeah. The devil wears eyeliner
Thought it was prada?
Guyliner
Along with a fake tan and bad hair plugs
Do some people think that there are Christians who don’t believe in a literal devil?
There are definitely some Christians that would consider belief in the devil, or atleast a powerful devil, as a Dualistic Heresy.
Oddly enough these would usually be the most progressive Christians who usually consider the devil to be a metaphor for immorality, and ultra traditional Christians who never adopted the conservative evangelical movement.
There are. Certain groups don’t even believe in anything supernatural and don’t really take the bible literally at all.
Yeah this threw me as well. The US is so religious I hardly think this would be controversial.
Apple, tree, whatever
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Yooo who stole tucker fucks chin tho
Inbreeding? 🤷
Pra ba jeeba
Rekris
F5
