• Funderpants
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    2054 months ago

    This:

    “When you feed a baby, Bobby, a vaccination, there’s like 38 different vaccines. And it looks like it’s meant for a horse, not a, you know, 10 pound or 20 pound baby,” Trump said to Kennedy, echoing a claim he’s made in the past. “And then you see the baby all of a sudden starting to change radically—I’ve seen it too many times. And then you hear that it doesn’t have an impact.”

    Really puts this:

    Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.

    Into the right perspective.

    • @athairmor
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      1054 months ago

      “20 pound baby”

      He really is just fucking stupid.

      • @FanciestPants
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        64 months ago

        I mean he has to pick from the few numbers that he knows…

      • @Delusional
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        24 months ago

        Yeah he’s always been a god damned braindead moron. He never finished grade school because his father paid for him to pass. If he wasn’t born into wealth, that his father got from also being a piece of shit just like his shitty son, he’d be homeless or working as a Walmart greeter because he is too dumb to do anything else.

        • @[email protected]
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          -14 months ago

          Oops pressed delete by mistake

          He is still an idiot, but 20lb babies are a possibility

          1846 - Heaviest birth and longest baby

          There are many stories about babies who weighed 14 lb at birth - but what about a whopping 22 lb?

          That was the weight of a child born to Giantess Anna Bates (née Swan) (Canada, b. 6 August 1846; d. 5 August 1888).

          Giantess Anna Bates, as her name may suggest, was a rather tall woman - 241.3 cm (7 ft 11 in) tall to be exact.

          Her husband, Martin Van Buren Bates, was born on 9 November 1837 and was reported to reach 7 ft 11 in, although was probably more likely 7 ft 9 in.

          She gave birth to a boy weighing 9.98 kg (22 lb) and measuring 71.12 cm (28 in) at her home in Seville, Ohio, USA, on 19 January 1879, breaking the record for both heaviest birth and longest baby.

          The baby, who was not officially named but just referred to as “Babe”, sadly died just 11 hours later.

          • @[email protected]
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            74 months ago

            Babies do start growing after they are born too so there’s also that. My baby got shots when we was >20 pounds and was average weight…

          • @cybersandwich
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            54 months ago

            Yea, caused by gestational diabetes. It’s probably why that baby died 11 hours later.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            04 months ago

            Canadians are well known liars even if they are polite while doing so.

    • @[email protected]
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      134 months ago

      Well obviously all you lightweights were just stunted by vaccines, REAL babies come out of the womb with all their teeth and a craving for beef jerky

    • Billiam
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      34 months ago

      There was a wrong perspective?!?