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    895 months ago

    Heh. Catholic school survivor here: I thought if I peed into a toilet and mixed it with a girl’s pee, a baby would be made in the sewer.

    • @saltesc
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      475 months ago

      I was taught HIV was from gay people putting things in the wrong places. I always got scared about having to shower my butt and junk because it meant I was touching one after the other and I could carelessly give myself AIDS. They never taught me if it was the dick touching the poo or the poo touching the dick that would kill me,.so I never knew which to clean first.

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        285 months ago

        Partly bad info from the 80s and 90s. My uncle had HIV/AIDs in thr late 80s-90s. He wanted us all to get together for one last Thanksgiving before he died, but my dad said it was too risky for us kids. My uncle passed before Christmas in 93. My dad regrets it to this day.

      • TheHarpyEagle
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        45 months ago

        What’s insane is so many adults still believe AIDS is from being gay. I mean it takes a seconds to reason that any man is more likely to spread AIDS because, you know, they’re shooting a bunch of bodily fluids into someone else. But no, the virus can sense the homosexuality.

    • @[email protected]
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      195 months ago

      Just imagining sewer babies makes me laugh

      Also “sewer babies” sounds line a good band name

      • @lolrightythen
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        55 months ago

        This whole thread is a great origin story for tmnt

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      95 months ago

      Sure, and if it touches a turtle then you get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That’s actually their origin story.

    • @Arbiter
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      75 months ago

      This does happen, where do you think the sewer dwellers come from?

    • @[email protected]
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      15 months ago

      I really want this be a joke. Sadly I know how shitty catholics can be about sex Ed, so I’m sorry.