• ekZepp
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    4 months ago

    Born too late to buy a house.

    Born too soon to be forced to evacuate your city because of the rise of sea levels.

    Born just in time to see the deaths of the major democracies in the world.

      • ekZepp
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        324 months ago

        If you’re willing to buy a flooded underwater house let me know, i have a deal for you 👌

        • @AeonFelis
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          34 months ago

          I’ll do it. I’ll just remove the flood with my mop.

      • @Jiggle_Physics
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        94 months ago

        The kingdom of atlantis needs housing. We just need to get a hold of aqua man.

        • @AeonFelis
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          14 months ago

          You’ll have to wait. He’s a little tide up right now.

      • bruhduh
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        74 months ago

        Facts and logic be like /s

          • @Malfeasant
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            24 months ago

            Also known as acts of god- so as long as you’re on god’s good side, those things won’t happen, and if they do, well obviously you did something to piss off god so you deserve it. QED.

    • @jaybone
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      224 months ago

      You might still be born in time for that second one.

      • ekZepp
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        24 months ago

        Lucky us

        • @jaybone
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          44 months ago

          Look on the bright side, if Putin and Trump start launching the nukes in a dick measuring contest, you will probably die of radiation poisoning long before sea level rise affects you.

          • ekZepp
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            24 months ago

            I still hope for a quick one with the shock wave from the explosion, still…

    • Possibly linux
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      Why would you want to see the death of democracy. I live in a democracy and I do my best to do my part and to be reasonable. The people are made up of persons and you have the ability to speak your mind and vote how you see fit.

      Also respect all people even if you disagree with them or dislike them

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        4 months ago

        Why would you like to need to finance a pizza from domino’s? You wouldn’t. The whole meme format is that the last option sucks.

        • JackbyDev
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          44 months ago

          I believe the option is more likely to be for people having large parties.

          • @currycourier
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            24 months ago

            If you need to finance the pizza you probably shouldn’t be having that party.

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          If you were desperate for food you might

          The best answer is to go to the food pantry

          • @[email protected]
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            I think the point is that no one wants to be in a position where financing something as trivial as takeout pizza becomes an appealing choice.

            There are definitely services available, but sometimes takeout pizza just hits the spot. And that being an unaffordable luxury feels like sad commentary on our society.