Lifecoach5000 to A Boring DystopiaEnglish · 8 months agoThis is where gift cards are atimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down111
arrow-up1166arrow-down1imageThis is where gift cards are atLifecoach5000 to A Boring DystopiaEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareMidnight WolflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down7·8 months ago“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.” “oh, thanks”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoFucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre
minus-squareTh4tGuyII@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-28 months agoIf I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I’d go get a new set of mates haha
minus-squareMidnight WolflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·8 months agoSounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoIt’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoWould you prefer it be a punishment?
“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”
“oh, thanks”
Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre
If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I’d go get a new set of mates haha
Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p
It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre
Would you prefer it be a punishment?
Why do I feel attacked?