We’ll just all assume that every person who gets this would make themselves early twenties with flawless skin, perfect organs, appendages and functionality, and no excess weight.

My question is, would you change yourself from your genetic baseline, and if so, how?

  • Bizzle
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    94 months ago

    I’d give myself long curly hair (I’m bald), an 11 inch penis (currently only 10.5), and huge-ass angel wings (anyone that doesn’t say huge-ass angel wings is a fuckin liar)

    • @theherk
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      74 months ago

      You misspelled centimeters.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        54 months ago

        Sometimes I fold mine in half to make it a more manageable 7 inches.

      • @AA5B
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        44 months ago

        I’m trying to remember what sci fi story that was, set in a future where genetic modifications were common and easy. The protagonist chose a “small” penis that was only 11-12”, as the biggest size that was fully functional and useable. It was kind of amusing the number of characters represented having vanity penises for appearance, even if they were too big to be fully functional or that a person they were attracted to might enjoy.

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          I suppose in that same theoretical future women could do something like having distendable hips so that they could accept the meaty girth of the average man.

          It would probably make childbirth and smuggling popcorn into the movie theaters a lot easier too

    • @[email protected]
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      If we’re gonna go for full on fantasy bodies I’ll take a dragon and we can have an epic battle in storm-rent skies as a metaphor for the struggle between good and evil.

      Then back to my place to calm down with some orange slices and some foetal spooning.