I just put a milky way in the freezer at work really looking forward to it

Disc golf slaps I love that for you

The only president worse than Trump I is Trump II

In my 30s, got kids, family, friends even. Still game on occasion. No shame in being 30s.

In fairness that’s the best show to ever grace television 😂

I doubt it but I’m voting blue anyway smdh

Hood Charlotte kind of slaps

You put down the alien equivalent of the salvia pipe and all your alien friends are there asking how it was

I wish lmfao

The best time to execute the climate deniers was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

gestures broadly probably not

I’m not buying GTA 6 anyway

It depends on whether the man you murdered in '03 was a doctor

Man I may loathe that corporate bastard Erik Sorensen but at least he’s not this fuckin’ guy

Lmfao that’s my name and I even kind of look like that, I was really confused for a second

My 6 year old learned in school this year, he had homework about it and everything

The Mediterranean should actually be named after Haile I

Alexander the Great came to me and offered whatever I wanted, I told him to get out of my t shirt

I bought a kit but if I were going to do it over I would have pieced it out. I’ve never done it before so I didn’t really know what I needed. So I bought the kit, then I ruined a bunch of stuff and lost a lot of time b/c the kit I got was so low quality. Especially the emulsion they sent with it was BAD. I’ve replaced most of the kit with speedball stuff which I recognize isn’t like the gold standard or anything but the price/quality is right where I wanted it. Piecing it out myself would have saved a lot of time and money. The only thing I’m still using out of that kit is a piece of white melamine board, scoop coater, and exposure light

I almost put a pair of aviators on him, I think you’re right it would definitely be a Diogenes thing 😂