• @alekwithak
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      5 months ago

      I was gonna say…

      "Face Shape: Cherubic.

      Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

      When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

      Where even is the satire?

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      115 months ago

      Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a lIbTaRd hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil

      Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that