Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. The Onion takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances.
  • @alekwithakEnglish
    26•2 months ago

    I was gonna say…

    "Face Shape: Cherubic.

    Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

    When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

    Where even is the satire?